Fashion Cop

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: The dress? Beautiful, just like the model:

Photo on 8-31-13 at 9.27 AM #4

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: No. Just…no.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: I love this outfit. Those boots are just delicious.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Never wear your Pinterest project.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Is this from Gap Maternity?

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: This outfit is adorable, but the tassels on the jacket could be shorter.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Call the paramedics before that snake bites him!

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Bad fashion is in bloom.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: LEFT: That jacket is awesome. The jeans are beautiful. RIGHT: The dress – gimme.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: More like “Dress for distress”.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: The dress and the shoes go together perfectly.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Hey, that looks like my Halloween costume!

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Possibly the scariest thing upon the face of the Earth: They look like garbage, and they make your feet smell.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: You’re not in kindergarten anymore, sweetie. Grow up.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: The woman is always right.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s pure, freakin’ ugly!

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: No comment.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Is that my cousin’s preschool homework?

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: The sweater is just gorgeous, while the shoes and necklace are cringe-worthy-beautiful. That dress is awesome, but a little short. The ring is so pretty, I could die.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: I like mosaics too!

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: It’s the Lorax!

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: What is that?

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: I don’t think you fully understand the meaning of “ugly”, dearie. Wake up and smell the coffee.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Those jeans are the best, and that shirt is so awesome, it’s killing me.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Some-where, over the rainbow, way up high, there’s a burning fire pit, kiss that piece of trash good-bye…

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: The jacket and the dress combine perfectly. Okay, fine, I’ll say it – I want that outfit. NOW. 

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Almost scarier than Crocs.

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'Twilight' Paris Photocall

FASHION COP’S COMMENT: A part of me wants to scream out, “Zebra! It’s a goshdarn zebra!” but another part of me wants to begin screeching, “Fashion felony! Fashion felony!” Either way, it’s ugly. Oh, and Kristen Stewart isn’t happy.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: “Who is that sad little person?” – The Devil Wears Prada

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Once more, no comment.

Speed Skating - Day 4

FASHION COP’S COMMENT: So this is what a sports uniform is – a sad, girly little piece of garbage designed by a poorly educated man/woman who thinks he/she is stylish. This is it. Facepalm

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Mommy, I’m scared…Scared of that awful fashion…

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Vancouver 2010 Curling Preliminaries

FASHION COP’S COMMENT: I know exactly what these folks were thinking…”Let’s put together some old patches of fabric that we no longer need and pretend that we put effort into it!”

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Festa On Ice 2010

FASHION COP’S COMMENT: This looks like a cross between a tribal dancer and a gingerbread man.

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U.S. Open - Day 1

FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Sports burns calories…I wish it also burnt bad outfits.

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PGA Championship - Preview Day 2

FASHION COP’S COMMENT: I didn’t know today was Pajama Day!

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: The other day, I saw a little girl wearing pants like those…

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: This looks like some old kid’s hockey outfit left in the sewer for a few weeks.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: This looks like that protective, sword-proof vest that guy had in Lord of the Rings…

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Goodbye, Sale rack. Hello, trashcan!

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus had a [equally psychotic] sister.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: TOUR GUIDE: Move along, folks (pushes tourists away from ugly wallet)! Now, let’s see our…

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: TOUR GUIDE: …gorgeous Swag Socks! TOURISTS: Ew.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Where’s the barf bag?

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: My favorite thing in the world – dirty makeup! *sarcasm*

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: #horrificallyugly

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Like a fashion criminal.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: 

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Photo on 10-22-13 at 6.59 PM #2

FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Awesome.

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FASHION COP’S COMMENT: Hideous.

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