Rock Circle

Okay, so I was driving past my old elementary school today when I happened to notice a new addition to the prison yard: a circle of rocks surrounding what appeared to be a fireplace. 

“Oh, look at that! They added some new rocks”, Mom said.

“Yeah, some kind of fire pit”, I said. 

“I wonder what it’s for”, Mom said.

“Judging from what I know about the school, they probably have the kids sit around a burning fire during lunch as they whisper demonic chants and throw offerings from their lunch into the fire, then conclude their worship session by using the recorders from music class to summon Satan with Hot Cross Buns”, I guessed.

Which is probably true, considering that it’s Mann Elementary School. Some of those teachers were pretty scary.


Hot Cross Buns!

Hot Cross Buns!

One, a pentagram,

Two, a pentagram,

Hot Cross Buns!

If you have no daughters,

Give them to Satan,

One, a pentagram,

Two, a pentagram,



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