Frosty: The Real Deal (Edited)
So, “Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul”? Well, think again. Hmm…Jolly? Perhaps he does find happiness in the kidnapping, disobeying of social services, and nudity he partakes in. Let’s look further into this beloved holiday carol kids sing round the fireplace, not knowing the obscene, dark side of this song. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the pervert snowman.
So, “he led them round the streets of town…” “Them” is the kids. He is leading children downtown without parent permission or supervision and is running through the streets like these are his children! Frosty is a maniacal spaz! “…right to the traffic cop, and he only paused a moment when he heard him holler, STOP!!!” Disobeying of the social services here! He is going to get these children RUN OVER and KILLED! Who does this iceball think he is?? Oh, and unless you haven’t seen the movie, you know all this thing wears is a pipe (I thought we shouldn’t teach kids to smoke!!!) and a top hat, and maybe a necktie in some versions. Oh, and what if he impales a little kid with his broomstick? Frosty runs through the streets UNCLOTHED, LEADING CHILDREN EVERYWHERE, AND DISOBEYING THE SOCIAL SERVICES!
What the frick is wrong with this guy?!