Furby is the Spawn of Satan
1. Meet Furby, the child of the Devil.
2. This little piece of $h!t has literally been to hell and back.
“Though I’ve never been through hell like that, I’ve scarred enough children to know kindness is overrated.”
3. It is always watching.
“I see you when you’re sleeping, I know when you’re awake.”
4. It is even more terrifying without its hide.
5. The Furby cannot be stopped.
“We can’t stop and we won’t stop…”
6. Dad is dead. You’re next.
7. The Furby is immortal. You cannot kill what was never alive.
8. Oh, he is watching. Always watching…
9. Extending their army…
10. Check your closet.
12. The spawn of Satan watches you with its glowing demon eyes.
13. Deceiving you with its fuzzy skin and cute packaging.
14. But it cannot die.
15. The little creep watches everything.
16. Every breath you breathe.
17. Wherever you go.
18. Every move you make.
19. Furby will be watching.
20. Waiting to drag you into the dark, scalding flames of hell.