Furby is the Spawn of Satan

1.  Meet Furby, the child of the Devil.

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2.  This little piece of $h!t has literally been to hell and back.

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“Though I’ve never been through hell like that, I’ve scarred enough children to know kindness is overrated.”

3.  It is always watching.

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“I see you when you’re sleeping, I know when you’re awake.”

4.  It is even more terrifying without its hide.

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5.  The Furby cannot be stopped.

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“We can’t stop and we won’t stop…”

6.  Dad is dead. You’re next.

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7.  The Furby is immortal. You cannot kill what was never alive.

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8.  Oh, he is watching.  Always watching…

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9.  Extending their army…

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10.  Check your closet.

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11.  Everywhere.

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12.  The spawn of Satan watches you with its glowing demon eyes.

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13.  Deceiving you with its fuzzy skin and cute packaging.

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14.  But it cannot die.

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15.  The little creep watches everything.

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16.  Every breath you breathe.

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17.  Wherever you go.

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18. Every move you make.

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19Furby will be watching.

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20. Waiting to drag you into the dark, scalding flames of hell.

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About EllaNutella4612

Read the book first and no one gets hurt.

2 responses to “Furby is the Spawn of Satan”

  1. isa13na says :

    Oh my gosh, I am horrified of the Furby things. They are just creepy and I agree with this post 100%
    It made me crack up, but it’s very true.😛

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