Today, Dagny got married to a guy she had just met – my friend’s bichon-something dog, Percy! They love each other. ^_^ They were playing so sweetly, and I picked Percy, my new brother-in-law, up to say congrats, but then he pees on me. My own brother-in-law just PEED on me! Unbelievable.
My friend (we’ll call her N) told me to punish him by putting him down the slide, which he apparently hates.
Now, he won’t talk to me and keeps growling. Even at his wife.
Percy has been having violent urges lately. Cheers, y’all! ^_^