The Truth About Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown is a depressed, bald boy with no social life and no parents. He lives with his dog who apparently sees himself as the Red Baron and is in love with a bird. He always wears the same outfit. EVERY DAY.
Linus is a strange, Michael-haired boy who is probably narcoleptic due to always carrying a blanket. Based on the thumb-sucking, however, he just might be a few ten years behind mature-wise. His sister is an abusive freak named Lucy.
Pigpen is just unhygienic.
And every other kid is strange.
Oh, well, I guess, behind the truth, the movies are okay…